Air Virgil

No I didn’t lose weight, that would imply that I’m looking for it. We parted ways amicably & won’t be seeing each other again.

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I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

Just let me eat my vegan, gluten free, low sodium, 290 calorie cardboard shit dinner in peace. I only need ten minutes of quiet.

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Symmetry bothers me and so do you. I want to, disrupt the order, be the mutation that naturally occurs. I want to see the rock slide in slow motion high definition that crushes your family sedan.
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Camilo Echavarria
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